this explains my love life.
this explains when i accidentally get frozen in a walk-in freezer at work and don’t get discovered for an extended period of time and while trying to return to my own time period i break the time machine i have borrowed and find myself trapped somewhere devoid of space and time
what a beautiful person
And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies.
Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.
my love for this post reaches no limits
pls stop reblogging
this is not how I want to be remembered
that hijab looks like some grandma’s sweater became sentient
Lmfao love her 😭
I love her
nice gender did your mom pick it out for you
No, my dad did.
I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke.
I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND
i’M LAUGHING SO HARD
my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia
the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom